Marisa Miller vs Ashley Judd
Perhaps it’s not fair to match the supermodels against the actresses. They’re two entirely different categories - I mean, Marisa Miller gets paid to be hotter than 99.9% of the population. But then again, if you can’t stand the Hottie Matchup heat, get out of the Hottie Matchup kitchen.
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Denise Richards vs Rachel Bilson
Denise Richards was married to Charlie Sheen. Rachel Bilson is marrying Hayden Christensen - otherwise known as Anakin Skywalker. What do these women have in common? Horrible taste in men. In the spirit of forgiveness, I’m putting them both here and I won’t tell you who to vote for.
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Dating Advice: Do You Think Too Much?
It’s not unusual for lonely guys to be really, really intelligent. They got good grades in school, they have a good job, and they can talk about theoretical physics. So why can’t they get a date?
Because they’re really, really intelligent.
See, the problem is that some guys love being intelligent so much that make their intelligence [...]
Megan Fox vs Courteney Cox
I initially matched up these two women because their last names rhymed - hey, some people are easily amused - but now that I think about it, Courteney Cox looks like Megan Fox plus 15 years. Which puts Cox at a disadvantage but hey, we don’t discriminate here.
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Isla Fisher vs Geri Halliwell
Geri Halliwell is famous as “Ginger Spice,” the famous redhead from the late-90s who has since been dwarfed by…who, Posh Spice? Meanwhile, Isla Fisher has carried the redhead mantle into the 2000s in movies like Wedding Crashers and Confessions of a Shopaholic. Who’s your favorite?
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Cindy Crawford vs Gisele Bundchen
This probably breaks the Hottie Matchup record for “Total Beauty Overall,” as these must have been the type of women the ancient Greeks imagined when they made up Aphrodite. If I asked you to close your eyes and imagine what a beautiful woman looks like, you’ll probably come up with one of these two. If [...]
Brittany Murphy vs Demi Moore
Brittany Murphy is the voice of Luanne Platter from King of the Hill, but she also happens to have shared the screen with Ashton Kutcher in Just Married. Kutcher, of course, is married to Moore, making this Hottie Matchup one big, happy family.
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