Five Tips for Fast, Comfortable Grooming
With all of the recent emphasis on dating behavior, it can be easy to forget that you shouldn’t look like a schlub on your dates. Okay, maybe it shouldn’t be that easy to forget, but you get the point: while you can’t change your essential look in one day, you can do the best you [...]
Tyra Banks 2.0 vs Jessica Simpson 2.0
These two women have a lot in common: both date(d) celebrity athletes (Chris Webber for Banks, Tony Romo for Jessica Simpson), they both have questionable intelligence and social skills, and underwent pleasant little weight gains since the peaks of their physiques. Of course, to do these girls justice, I should add that they were absolute [...]
Victora Beckham vs Sarah Jessica Parker
Although two-time Hottie Matchup contestant Sarah Jessica Parker was once named by a men’s magazine as the world’s unsexiest woman, she is still the idol of hordes of mid-30’s single women because of Sex and the City. Victoria Beckham, meanwhile, might just be the most famous female in Europe - aside from the Queen.
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Tiffani-Amber Thiessen vs Elizabeth Berkley
Just because it’s not the early-1990s anymore doesn’t mean we can’t have a Hottie Matchup that features two stars of Saved By The Bell. It’s one of the fundamental questions you’ll face in life: are you a Kelly Kapowski man, or a Jessie Spano guy?
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Keyshia Cole vs Shakira
No, that’s not Mary J. Blige, although Keyshia Cole does list Blige as an influence. As for Shakira, it’s tough to imagine what kind of people influenced her career. Eastern European belly dancers? Any girl with good hips?
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What’s the Worst That Could Happen?
Have you ever looked across a room at the woman/man of your dreams and thought to yourself, I wonder what it would be like to approach them.
For most people, even considering such a scenario brings about feelings of anxiety, stress, and frustration. Why? Because they’re asking themselves a poor question in the first place; they’re [...]






